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The Lion And Liquid Metal — The Last Ridicule Of Christianity

The so-called Pentecostal Pastors with their huge camps lining the Lagos Ibadan Expressway would be green with envy.

Christianity is now show business. Always has been with its promoters doing all they can to attract concertgoers who fool themselves believing that they are adherents.

Driven with the desire to rake in tithes, these Pastors carry on with fake miracles, fake proclamations and services that would make promoters of Nigeria’s seedy Strip Clubs rue their competition.

But in their shame, they would never have contended with the light-skinned midget that have come out of Anambra screaming in very bad English that he is the Lion.

Illiterate Lion who goes with so many monikers, like Liquid Metal, I am that I am and so many others in languages only his depraved mind can decipher has turned Christianity on its head pushing Jesus Christ to his last temptation.

This lockdown has seen me doing extensive research on the pygmy and his mode of operation through various video clips on the internet.

His services are a mix of wrestling- the American type, nightlife dancing, poorly orchestrated Nollywood scripts, badly delivered sermons with no depth and a platform for men of the underworld to display Ill-gotten wealth all in the name of Christ. This Jesus has suffered.

The good side is the fact that I like his dress sense- very sweet cotton shirts on different coloured pants with sneakers and a well kept Afro. The confidence of an illiterate standing on the podium and poking a finger at society is also a wonderful plus but aside these, what you get is the chicanery of an advanced fraudster.

Why the gullible flock there is amazing. They go to be beaten up, fleeced off their tiny savings and In the end feel excited to be so humiliated.

So what is the difference between The Lion and the giants in OTA, Lagos Ibadan, Ejigbo and the rest who conduct services of deception and run away with wealth so astounding that they make a top wealthy list of Pastors in the world?

Well, the Lion is far better in my mind than these ones. He doesn’t take tithes. At least not like these ones who build huge schools from members tithes and still peg fees that effectively pushes the members away.

His miracles are blatantly false and don’t come with the pretence that God sent him. You can see the way the lockdown has stripped naked our pastors showing the public the rashes in their withered genitals.

The Lion doesn’t lie that he is the servant of the most high. The Lion says he is the one believe him or not. Your business.

So you see the shame that is today’s Christianity In Nigeria but who am I to fight the Lord’s battle. Let him fight his battle for me I need more snails in my Afang

Thank you

Duke of Shomolu
Me, I used to be an Elephant

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  1. Remarkably well written. On-point analysis and your fact- statements are unarguable. Unfortunately the vast majority of our folks are not thinkers. There are always a large majority willing to pay for deception. Some see people like you ( not the priestly wolves) as end time falsifiers. Can’t they see the acting, the falsehood and pretensions? Yes, their subconscious keeps alerting, but all the dogma embraced from childhood induces too much fear. It is this fear of the annointed that keeps them mute, and of cause, our actor overseers take advantage of that and make such utterances as declaring death upon anyone opposing their view.
    Glad to see more people talking freely and unafraid. Maybe some day hardworking engineers and scientific research professors will be the ones buying jets and luxuries, then these lazy fakers will be reduced to their real value.

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